1、我说过你很漂亮，但没承认你善良。
I said you were beautiful, but I didn't admit you were kind.
2、接受指点，不接受指指点点。
Accept pointing, not pointing.
3、不要选择低头！会看到你的双下巴。
Don't choose to bow! You will see your double chin.
4、剑已扔，来男人，消息秒回很粘人。
The sword has been thrown. Here comes the man. The news is very sticky every second.
5、你是哪里人？是我的心上人。
where are you from? It's my sweetheart.
6、如若在乎，又怎会舍得不联系。
If you care, how can you be willing to not contact.
7、我的不主动联系，弄丢了好多人。
I lost a lot of people because I didn't take the initiative to contact.
8、你是神童，你就是一个神经病同志。
You are a child prodigy, and you are a comrade who is insane.
9、天苍苍，野茫茫，风吹草地见刘娘。
The sky is vast and the field is vast. The wind blows on the grass to see Liu Niang.
10、让大脑触发风暴，用创造点燃思维。
Let the brain trigger a storm and ignite the mind with creativity.
11、你和肥胖之间，只差一碗饭。
There is only one bowl of rice between you and obesity.
12、伤情最是晚凉天，出门兜里没带钱！
The injury is the coldest in the evening. I don't have money in my pocket when I go out!
13、有些人遇见就好，不遇见更好。
Some people are good to meet, but better not to meet.
14、装逼的人，请说出像样的话。
Those who pretend to be forced, please say something decent.
15、现在想想，还是幼儿园好混。
Now think about it. Kindergarten is better.
16、抓住富婆，手中抓住了未来。
Grasp the rich woman and seize the future.
17、绑不住我的心，就不要说我花心！
If you can't tie my heart, don't say I'm cheating!
18、接受指点，但不接受指指点点。
Accept pointing, but not pointing.
19、洛阳亲友如相问，请你不要告诉他。
Luoyang relatives and friends ask, please don't tell him.
20、你把我当空气吧，至少它是你的命。
Take me as air, at least it's your life.
21、每个人，最终和自己越长越像。
Everyone, in the end, looks more and more like themselves.
22、我和扇贝之间，只差一头大蒜！
Between me and scallops, there is only one head of garlic!
23、笑而不答是成长，痛而不语是历练。
Laughing without answering is growth, pain without speaking is experience.
24、男人享受一瞬间，女人享受全过程。
Men enjoy the moment, women enjoy the whole process.
25、生活过得都不好，用的都是支付宝。
Life is not good, and they use Alipay.
26、我长期胃疼，喝点酒下去就不疼了。
My stomach hurts for a long time, and it won't hurt if I drink some wine.
27、不在辞职中爆发，就在打工中灭亡。
If it doesn't break out in resignation, it will perish in working.
28、没你的世界，就算天塌下来了又怎样。
The world without you, even if the sky falls.
29、天命之子，让我为你加冕吧。
Son of God, let me crown you.
30、我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。
I will miss you every step of the way.
31、我发现你不适合谈恋爱，适合成婚。
I find you are not suitable for love and marriage.
32、扫一扫，加微信，保证没有惊喜。
Scan and add WeChat to ensure no surprises.
33、别跟哥提人，多跟人提提哥。
Don't talk to the Gotti people, talk to the Gotti people more.
34、我的爱即使廉价，也轮不到对你打折。
Even if my love is cheap, it's not my turn to discount you.
35、别说话，你给我好好听着：我爱你！
Don't talk, listen to me carefully: I love you!
36、我有一头小毛驴呀，我从来也不骑。
I have a little donkey. I never ride it.
37、都吃土了借给你我该喝泥了。
It's time for me to drink mud.
38、你吃不到的葡萄，我吃的特别甜。
The grapes you can't eat are especially sweet for me.
39、本宫略感不适，娘娘凤体欠安。
I feel a little uncomfortable in this palace, and the empress is not well.
40、与其违心赔笑，不如一人安静。
It is better to be quiet than to laugh against your heart.
41、想你的时候，我就看看猪圈。
When I miss you, I look at the pigsty.
42、心里好不舒服，因为你卡我心上了。
I feel uncomfortable because you are stuck in my heart.
43、人将散、叶未落，时光都随流年转。
People will be scattered and leaves will not fall. Time will turn with the passing years.
44、活到老学到老，学了知识没烦恼。
It is never too old to learn, and there is no worry after learning knowledge.
45、只要我没有道德，就没人能绑架我。
As long as I have no morality, no one can kidnap me.
