1、光活着就很难了，为什么还要我快乐。
It's hard to live alone. Why should I be happy.
2、我长得矮，可能就是想让你护短。
I'm short. Maybe I want you to keep it short.
3、你是我未来的老公，我们能不熟么？
You are my future husband. Can we be unfamiliar?
4、苟富贵勿相忘，猫富贵勿相喵。
Don't forget about wealth and honor, and don't meow about wealth and honor.
5、沉舟侧畔千帆过，孔雀开屏花样多。
Thousands of sails pass by the side of the sunken boat, and peacocks have many patterns.
6、我不是回收站，我不捡垃圾。
I'm not a recycling station. I don't pick up garbage.
7、我是千年单身狗，已经成精了。
I am a single dog for thousands of years.
8、蛋疼怎么办，揉揉蛋，继续过！
How to deal with egg pain? Rub the egg and continue!
9、盼什么，没什么。怕什么，来什么。
Nothing to hope for. What to fear, what to come.
10、如果事与愿违，请相信另有安排。
If things go against your wishes, please believe that there are other arrangements.
11、好寂寞，连欲望都被我挣脱。
It's so lonely, even my desire is broken free.
12、我的精神分裂好了，我和我都很好。
My schizophrenia is good, I and I are very good.
13、灯红酒绿惹人醉，跟着芳芳混社会。
People are intoxicated by the light and wine, and mix with Fangfang.
14、感情淡了加点盐，不就行了。
Add some salt when the feeling is weak.
15、想关心你，可惜你总不生病。
I want to care about you, but you never get sick.
16、哥不是超级玛利，不是什么都能做到。
Brother is not a super Mary. He can't do everything.
17、你的人生困境，是我的快乐良药。
Your life predicament is my happy medicine.
18、我羡慕灿荣，不论是爱情还是友情。
I envy Mu Canrong, whether it is love or friendship.
19、多花时间努力，少点功夫矫情。
Spend more time and effort, and less effort to be sentimental.
20、待我老去，只愿身旁仍有你作伴。
When I grow old, I only wish I could still have you by my side.
21、面对种种的失望，觉得自己还不错。
In the face of all kinds of disappointments, I think I'm pretty good.
22、人都应该有梦，有梦就别怕痛。
Everyone should have dreams. Don't be afraid of pain if you have dreams.
23、在我眼里，没有臣侯将相，只有朕！
In my eyes, there are no ministers and generals, only me!
24、不要随波逐流，要引领潮流。
Don't go with the tide, but lead the trend.
25、其实感情不廉价，廉价都是自找的。
In fact, feelings are not cheap, cheap are all self-seeking.
26、我看上的人，谁说不好也没有用。
It's no use who I like to say bad.
27、感觉你的智商和脐带，一起剪断了。
It feels like your IQ and umbilical cord are cut together.
28、你爬到他身边，他却不爱你啊！
You climb up to him, but he doesn't love you!
29、人是铁，饭是钢，床是磁铁！
Man is iron, rice is steel, and bed is magnet!
30、空有减肥的心，却是吃货的命。
Empty has the heart to lose weight, but it is the life of eating goods.
31、一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母。
One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless one male and one female.
32、我不懂你的幽默，你不懂我的认真。
I don't understand your humor, you don't understand my seriousness.
33、闭门推岀窗前月，吩咐梅花自主张。
Close the door and push out the window for a month, and order the plum blossom to open itself.
34、是非只为多开口，烦恼皆为强出头。
If you are right or wrong, you should speak more.
35、你的怀抱，是我唯—的肩膀。
Your arms are my only shoulder.
36、缺席你的从前，让我用未来补回。
If I miss your past, let me make up for it with the future.
37、嗨，谈恋爱嘛？隔空飞孩子的那种。
Hey, are you in love? The kind that flies children across the air.
38、我本无意与众不同，怎奈何品位出众！
I have no intention of being different, but how can I have outstanding taste!
39、来看看，这P图手艺又精进了。
Come and have a look. The P chart has become more sophisticated.
40、你爸妈真会生，好东西都自己留着。
Your parents are really good at giving birth. Keep all the good things by yourself.
41、被你点赞过的朋友圈，叫做甜甜圈。
The circle of friends you have praised is called a doughnut.
42、你连我都不爱，你爱什么？爱奇艺吗？
You don't even love me. What do you love? Is iQIYI?
43、咱们曾经的过去，也是回不去的过去。
Our past is also the past we can't go back.
44、月亮今晚不出现了，所以我来说晚安。
The moon doesn't appear tonight, so I say good night.
45、乖乖穿上了裙子，变成了乘乘。
She put on her skirt and became a passenger.
