1、哎，连个像样的首饰盒都没有。
Alas, there is not even a decent jewelry box.
2、宁教我负天下人，休叫天下人负我。
Better teach me to be negative than ask others to be negative.
3、往事不要再骑，人生已多稀泥。
Don't ride in the past. Life is too muddy.
4、想隔应你的人，东南西北都顺路。
The people who want to meet you are on the way from the southeast to the northwest.
5、明知是场戏，还要陪你演下去。
Knowing that it is a play, I will accompany you to play it.
6、我曾经默默地，毫无指望地爱过你。
I have loved you silently and without hope.
7、你想养一只狗吗，就是单身的那种。
Do you want to have a dog? It's the single one.
8、记得不要低头，双下巴会很明显。
Remember not to bow your head, the double chin will be obvious.
9、买了条鱼，没敢杀，我想用水淹死它。
I bought a fish and didn't dare to kill it. I want to drown it with water.
10、再难受又怎样、生活还要继续。
No matter how hard it is, life will continue.
11、空洞的双眼，回忆不起记忆的旁白。
Empty eyes, unable to recall the narration of memory.
12、比起天黑和鬼，我更害怕你心酸皱眉。
Compared with darkness and ghosts, I'm more afraid of your sad frown.
13、房间乱，老鼠进去也要开导航。
The room is messy, and the mouse needs to turn on the navigation when entering.
14、姐不是不要你了，而是要不起你了！
I don't want you anymore, but I don't want you anymore!
15、开始宣布我脱单了，开始穿两件了！
Start to announce that I have taken off the single and started to wear two pieces!
16、路漫漫其修远兮，不如我们去打的。
There is a long way to go. It's too long for us to take a taxi.
17、新的一年我要向钱看，向厚赚！
In the new year, I want to look at money and make money!
18、错过好姑娘，活该你以后被婊子骗。
If you miss a good girl, you deserve to be cheated by a *****.
19、你看到的，都是我想让你看到的。
What you see is what I want you to see.
20、都是第一次做人，凭什么让我让着你。
It's the first time to be a man. Why should I let you go.
21、大粪叉子身上抗，俺村就属我最狂。
My village is the most crazy when I fight with the shit fork.
22、路见不屈一声吼，吼完持续往前走。
When the road sees it, it gives a roar and continues to move forward.
23、软刀子杀人最狠，钝刀子割肉最疼。
A soft knife kills the most, and a blunt knife cuts the most.
24、你没看见，这里不让宠物进来吗？
Can't you see that pets are not allowed in here?
25、我等生来自由身，谁敢高高在上。
We are born free. Who dares to be above us.
26、你减的不是肥，而是那个讨厌的自己！
What you lose is not fat, but the disgusting yourself!
27、人在绷不住的时候，是绷不住的。
When a person cannot be stretched, he cannot be stretched.
28、今天不吹牛了，吹个蜡烛叭。
Don't brag today, blow a candle.
29、快说你喜欢我，然后我拒绝你。
Say you like me, and then I refuse you.
30、我胖是暂时的，你矮是永远的。
My fat is temporary, and your short is permanent.
31、罪过，有时是在于环境的丑恶。
The sin sometimes lies in the ugliness of the environment.
32、我去摘星星啦，回来亲亲你。
I went to pick the stars and came back to kiss you.
33、人心不足蛇吞象，没有实力别硬上。
Don't be tough if you have no strength.
34、谈恋爱挺麻烦的，以后就麻烦你啦！
It's troublesome to fall in love. I'll trouble you later!
35、头发染的好叫有范，染得不好像要饭。
The hair is dyed very well. It doesn't look like begging.
36、永远理性正直，永远欢喜可爱。
Always rational and upright, always happy and lovely.
37、今生有缘遇见你，是惊喜，也是天意。
It is a surprise and fate to meet you in this life.
38、只要人生迈步，你就是激情出发。
As long as you take steps in life, you are passionate.
39、世界是大家的，生活还是自己的。
The world is everyone's, and life is your own.
40、和我走夜路吧，我想趁机抱住你。
Walk with me at night. I want to take the opportunity to hold you.
41、顺着天赋做事，逆着性格做人。
Do things according to your talent and act against your character.
42、我只顾着喜欢，却忘了不合适。
I only care about liking, but forget not being suitable.
